Excuse us, but we have a lot of feelings, thoughts but also concerns about what happened last week in regards to the dinner party kerfuffle.
Very few couples came across ‘well’, and much like Nadia, we continue to be here just for the gossip.
We’re five weeks in, and tonight is the 77th commitment ceremony where the couples have to sit in front of three experts and declare whether they will “leave” or “stay” for another week.
If we sit through another one of these episodes to see literally no one leave, we swear to God. Someone’s getting hurt and it’s more than likely going to be John Aiken.
As we check up on the couples, we’re reminded that Cheryl and Andrew have separated, and are living in different apartments after having been sorta-semi-dating for less than two weeks. Their situation sounds a lot like a break up, but look, we all need to understand that sometimes when you’ve spent time with someone for less than 14 days you just really need some space.
Listen to Clare and Jessie Stephens on The Recap: The podcast to listen to after you’ve watched Married at First Sight.
Meanwhile, Alene is busy threatening Simon, asking “What are you going to write?” before insisting with a menacing grin on her face, “There is a wrong answer.”
They laugh and then Alene locks Simon in a small room and feeds him scraps though a doggy door while whispering “… good boy.”