No one has ever been as excited about anything as Alene is about Simon getting his hair cut.
She hasn’t stopped smiling and/or jumping since she fundamentally changed his appearance, and she’s just really proud of how she wanted him to get his hair cut, and then he did, and now he looks better.
Alene decides to show off her new
toy husband so makes a joke about how the experts paired her with the wrong man so everyone’s going to meet her new husband.
People believe her. That’s how f**ked up this show is.
But it’s just Simon with better hair, and everyone’s like ‘DAYUM this couple really have it together.’
Ethically, morally and socially - what Alene did was not okay. It wasn't at all.
But it also was.
You KNOW what we mean. YOU KNOW.
The other couples are really happy for Simon's hair and they share a toast to celebrate. But Nadia's excitement is next level, because this whole transformation is infinitely more interesting that anything that has happened between her and Anthony.