By now, you’ve probably seen the promo for Married At First Sight’s upcoming season.
You know, the one where “picky” husband Michael quickly rattles of a list of qualities he does and doesn’t want in a potential partner.
“Small ears, good teeth, physically active and likes to train… eats healthy. Generally I’d like a girl that’s shorter than me,” Michael tells the interviewer.
It’s a confusing and sometimes contradictory list – he wants a woman who “doesn’t have to worry about makeup”, but when she does put foundation on looks “perfect”.
The 30-year-old also is not willing to move for love, shared that being a mother was a dealbreaker and specified that his partner must be “under 60kg”. Charming.
Sure you could laugh him off like Married at First Sight’s producers, who no doubt know the outrage (and viewers) they’ll attract by casting “Australia’s pickiest man” in the show’s fourth series.
But Michael’s list of demands speaks less to his individual tastes and more to a wider problem.
How many times have you heard a man say he doesn’t want a “fake”-looking girlfriend? It’s something my male friends agree they don’t want in a potential partner.
Being “fake” seems to be as undesirable a trait as being “a bitch” or “crazy”, yet when you ask a man like Michael to define what a “fake” woman looks like, he’ll usually stumble.
That’s because some men have developed a warped sense of what “natural” beauty looks like (and seemingly missed the lesson that true beauty comes from within).
Michael wants someone with “natural beauty” who doesn’t have fake nails or hair extensions because he “hates” the “pretentious, fake look”. (Unless the fakery refers to a woman’s chest, that is – “fake boobs don’t worry me in the least”.)
The MAFS contestant doesn't seem to realise that many of the women who fit society's rigid ideas of "beautiful" wear makeup... and a lot have hair extensions, too.