There is a thread on Reddit called ‘TIFU’ (or, ‘Today I Fucked Up’). It’s basically a place where people can go and admit the really, really stupid things they’ve done.

You probably remember the story of the man who realised he’d been using the toilet wrong his entire life. That was originally posted on TIFU.

And now, just whe we thought we’d never get anything as good as the confused toilet-user again, comes this man.

The man who tried to vacuum his own farts.

This is a sad story, ladies and gentlemen. It’s the story of a man who is lactose intolerant, but who really loves cheese. It’s the story of a man who tried to hide the gassy evidence of his cheese binge with the vacuum cleaner. It’s the story of a man who put the vacuum cleaner on his bum hole, and didn’t realise the suction would have so much force.

Read on if you dare…

HE VACUUMED HIS LARGE INTESTINE OUT OF HIS BUM.

You’ve been warned.

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