One very cluey guy on Twitter has finally uncovered the biggest conspiracy of all time – period pain is not real.
Women have been FAKING IT all this time.
This fella has single-handedly unveiled the greatest myth plaguing the human race for centuries.
The guy announced his revelation on Twitter, after he asked erm, the universe, “What is worse than a broken heart?” and a woman replied “Menstrual pain, homelessness, hunger etc”.
He then replied – wait for it – “As a guy, I think menstrual pain is a myth”.
Menstrual pain, homelessness, hunger etc.
— Bella (@RAFIAT_BELLO) July 8, 2017
As a guy, I think menstrual pain is a myth
— BlacC???? (@goldenconceptng) July 8, 2017
Yep, he’s onto us ladies.
You see, years ago when we were all living in caves, all the women got together and decided to pull the ultimate practical joke on the blokes. We’d take it in turns every month to pretend that we were experiencing abdominal pain.