We’re not sure if you remember (of course you remember) but in January this year we discovered a man with two penises.

Yes, you read that right. A man with TWO PENISES actually exists.

And now “Double Dick Dude” – sorry, actually officially known as Diphallic Dude – has written a book.

Why wasn’t this in our stocking?

If you don’t remember him, here’s a quick recap: A man in the US was born with two penises.

He went on Reddit and did an AMA session (‘Ask Me Anything’) and answered everybody’s questions – of which there were about 17, 000.

We broke it down for you here.

He explained that he has a condition called Diphallia – a very rare condition where a male is born with two penises. He told everyone that both are functional. He was proud to say that he uses both during sex (sometimes in the same hole at the same time). He also disclosed that he’s bisexual and both men and women have been able to, um, take both at once.

Hmm…

And now this dude has written a book – it’s called Double Header: My life with two penises. And it answers ALL of the questions you have.

So pour yourself a glass of wine or cup of tea and get ready. Here are some extracts from his book, available on Amazon :

On growing up…

On the first time he showed a friend…

On losing his virginity…

On being famous:

Now, in case you need more information (who doesn’t?) here are the pictures you

need

 want to see.

Obviously, these photos are extremely NSFW, but you can click here to see the penises flacid and click here to see them fully erect.

We know it’s late and everything, but Merry Christmas, everyone.

And if there was ever a time to check out our gallery of accidental penises, it is now…

A penis or a nun?

The penis is choking me

Destination penis reached

My island is your penis

Drink it.

And that folks, is how a penis grows

Well, that lit me up

Sightseeing penis

Shine bright like a penis

Thud went the penis

In the market for a Penis?

This penis has a bender

The Brick's penis serves cold drinks

Capture the penis

Well, that's erect

Eat me! said the penis

Oh, was that meant to be a candle?

Jelly penis

The penis is a palace

This one dried out

That is a nice boulder

stain-glassed penis

some are hairy, get over it

Yum! Get in me

And in Philidelphia, there is a giant penis on its way

Double mounting. speaks for itself

oh god, it burns!

A penis is one of God's wonders

Sticky. Stick it good