In case you’ve been busy doing anything other than stalking the comment section of a Mamamia article, published at 1am this morning, allow us to fill you in.
The article, entitled “The most popular ‘first dance’ songs have been released and…they suck“, was published on Facebook along with the line “We need to talk about Michael Buble”.
The author was Clare Stephens.
Who, I am ashamed to say, is my twin sister.
Now, I’ve spent my whole life trying to ‘own’ her. But never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that Michael Buble himself would deliver a put-down better than anything I could ever come up with.
But alas, a hard-working Mamamia editor came across this comment whilst scrolling through her Facebook feed this morning.
Oh yep, a relatively normal looking article. A few likes. A few comments…
THE Michael Buble took a jab at my twin sister on Facebook and it's the best day of my whole entire life.
Clare wrote in her article:
I actually feel really bad making fun of this one, because a couple very close to me chose this as their first dance song. And at the time, it was perfect.
But as Ron Burgundy says, 'The times, they are a-changin,' and I feel like we've moved on from Bublé.
Ever since he did a Christmas album, I haven't seen him in the same way. And is 'Everything' a little cliché?