In case you’ve been busy doing anything other than stalking the comment section of a Mamamia article, published at 1am this morning, allow us to fill you in.
The article, entitled “The most popular ‘first dance’ songs have been released and…they suck“, was published on Facebook along with the line “We need to talk about Michael Buble”.
The author was Clare Stephens.
Who, I am ashamed to say, is my twin sister.
Now, I’ve spent my whole life trying to ‘own’ her. But never in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine that Michael Buble himself would deliver a put-down better than anything I could ever come up with.
But alas, a hard-working Mamamia editor came across this comment whilst scrolling through her Facebook feed this morning.
Oh yep, a relatively normal looking article. A few likes. A few comments…