Yes, it’s June. And yes, you just clicked on yet another article about a show that feels like it ended about three thousand years ago.
And yet we are still here and clearly still all care despite our brains telling us NO YOU DON’T YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT LADY YOU DO NOT NEED THIS STUPID GOSSIP DRAMA, the heart knows what it wants. And what it wants is recycled MAFS drama.
I cry into my university degree at night.
Ahem. So Married At First Sight‘s Tracey Jewel has announced she is in a new relationship. The 35-year-old was originally faux married to contestant Dean Wells, before dumping him and coupling up with contestant Sean Thomsen, before dumping him and doing a bit of soul-searching at a dating seminar, which I’ve only just learned is a thing that exists.
After announcing her split from Thomsen on May 16 in New Idea, Jewel has now told fans she has reunited with an ex-boyfriend.
“After everything I’ve been through with MAFS, it seems true love always finds its way back into our lives,” she captioned a photo of the pair together on Instagram.
“I’ve had a few detours but I now know where my heart always belonged. If two people are meant to be together then they will always find a way!
“We wish our relationship to be as private as possible; Patrick and I are just delighted to be together again – we feel blessed to have each other. Thank you for your love and support x”
Oh, oh, oh. The hashtags included, but were not limited to: #trueloveneverdies and #foreverafter.
Only, it doesn’t take a detective to figure out that not all of Jewel’s ex-MAFS stars (can we call them stars?) are basking in the radiance of her newfound love.
There was this comment, from Ryan (I’m told he does stand-up comedy now):
Anyway, that's all from me.
Sorry for bringing this to your attention. But also not even that sorry, you know?