The nation has not slept.
Yes, COVID may have stolen Christmas.
It may have ruined New Year's Eve and no one has travelled for two years.
But COVID cannot take our Married at First Sight, John Aiken simply will not allow it.
We open on news footage about some sort of "health crisis" and omg really what happened. The narrator tries to draw a parallel between the pandemic and people wanting to find love and okay but what does that have to do with Married at First Sight?
We get flashes of the three experts: Mel Schilling, John Aiken who is no longer (legally and/or ethically) allowed to call himself a psychologist, and the one with the accent who likes to talk about sex. And for yet another season we get no mention whatsoever of Trish who did literally seven seasons of this sh*t and didn't get so much as a farewell.