Because a eucalyptus humidifier is totally a ‘dorm room essential’.

Did you hear Madonna is a totally thoughtful, really great mother? She wants you to know.

Madonna, the 56-year-old singer who loves to get her body parts out, has an 18-year-old daughter who just started college.

Madonna’s offspring, appropriately named Lourdes, won’t let her totally embarrassing mum be seen with her at college events such as football games. In fact, Madge said she’s not allowed at games.

“You think my daughter wants me at a game?” she said.

But when Madonna does come to the University of Michigan campus, she’s obviously very concerned about her daughter living out of home and goes to very normal lengths to make sure Lourdes is comfortable.

“I’m very ‘mom,'” she said. “I’m very, you know, worried: ‘Are you okay? Are you getting enough sleep? Are you eating right?’ You know, I set up a humidifier in her room with eucalyptus oil. I was worried about the fact that she didn’t have enough towels, Q-tips.”

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Oh Madonna, we get it. You’re a totally awesome mum. But, if you want Lourdes to blend in, maybe leave the eucalyptus humidifier in the car next time? Maybe?

And of course, Madge had to pass off some wisdom to her college daughter:

“Try to do everything in moderation. Try not to kill all your brain cells. And try to go to class.”

What do you think of Madonna’s parenting tactics? 

Click through the gallery below for more photos of Madonna, plus a few of her daughter that apparently smells like eucalyptus.

50 shades of Madge.

The 'Material Girl' with daughter Lourdes.

The ever-charitable Madonna.

Madonna and Lourdes.

The ever risqué, Madonna.

The queen of the leotard, Madonna.

Madge, is that you?

Madonna performing at the Super Bowl.

Madonna and Lourdes arrive at the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Madonna peddling the Kabbalah movement.

Madonna, comfortable in leather as always, at the Super Bowl.

Madonna performs at the Super Bowl.

Madonna performs at the Super Bowl.

The queen of pushing boundaries, Madonna.

Madonna early 2011.

Madonna and Britney Spears show off THAT kiss.

Madonna at the premiere of 'I am because we are'.

Madonna with her kids.

Madonna in her 'Music' video.

Madonna performing live on the opening night of her 2008 Sticky & Sweet tour.

A rather tame-looking Madonna.

Madonna in her infamous 'Material Girl' music video.

Madonna wins Golden Globe for Best Actress in Evita 1997.

Madonna and Michael Jackson.

Madonna in her 'Like a Virgin' film clip.