My goodness, it pays to be rich, famous and have a whole heap of minions doing your dirty work for you.
But this is the kind of brash boldness we can get behind.
Apparently, Madonna has been running around town setting up fake No Parking signs in places she wants to park.
According to TMZ, Madonna was getting increasingly frustrated at the lack of parks outside her $40 million Upper East Side townhouse. (Is anyone else increasingly confused as to why Madonna is actually parking her own car? Surely she has an extra couple of green bills to throw at someone to do that for her?)
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) March 24, 2016