Excuse me.

We need to talk about a woman named Millie.

Millie went on a dating show… and won’t date anyone.

For approximately five and a half weeks, Millie has been enjoying a free holiday in a villa in Mallorca.

She’s been drinking the free drinks and eating the free food.

She’s been lounging around the pool and swimming with the inflatable flamingos.

She’s been taking part in ridiculous challenges and enjoying the gossip.

But at no point has Millie dated anyone.

Every single man gives Millie the ‘ick’ or they’re only her type “in certain lighting” or through “Instagram filters”.

Millie only likes guys when they’re coupled up with someone else or are interested in one of her friends.

Millie is the worst but she’s also a genius, who scored herself a free holiday, and possibly a future career as an Instagram influencer.

Here’s how Australia feels about Millie:

Trying to keep up with Millie and her flings.

I mean if you burn through seven guys in four weeks, there’s a point where you have to realise the issue is with you. #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/gVY2DZYnwh

— Ashleigh Taylor (@ashy_taylor) June 28, 2018

Literally how is Millie still there like how has she not left or been voted off or anything wtf #confused #loveislandau

— ???????????????? (@AlRAVlEVE) June 28, 2018

millie is such a snake ew. she’s officially canceled until further notice. #LoveIslandAU

— ana (@elegantgrande) June 28, 2018

Millie doesn’t want anyone she just wants to stay, this is her kickstart for her instagram, social media influencer career. Fuck off already #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/rCSa15Bn2l

— Guerilla Radio™???????? (@Guerilla_Kmac) June 28, 2018

Millie: I need a tradie … but now that Mark doesn’t have a shirt on I think he is way more my type! ???? #LoveIslandAU

— Lorna Reid (@lornaalexreid) June 28, 2018

Omg Millie you’re trash. Mac is so right. Every week it’s someone different who isn’t her type cos she’s just trying to string her way along; not genuine ???? #LoveIslandAU

— Kimberley ❁ (@Kimy1998) June 28, 2018

Okay so Millie rips Cassidy apart for not being genuine but she’s doing the same to Mac. Millie is cancelled. #LoveIslandAU

— her (@usydgirlxoxo12) June 28, 2018

Okay I’m officially over Millie now. #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/5MrjWjITuU

— JACQUES (@arcadeyblog) June 28, 2018

You realise every time Millie likes a guy, someone else is interested in/coupled up with him. The second that person is single and shows interest back she gets the “ick” #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/0E0JGJHEut

— Ashleigh Taylor (@ashy_taylor) June 28, 2018

Millie you have had more opportunities than ANYONE else. Your issue is you won’t follow through or look past base attraction #LoveIslandAU

— Camila Pintos-Lopez (@theCPintosLopez) June 28, 2018

Millie obsessed with tradie then gets the “ick.” Now she starts fantasising over new guy Mark, wonder how many minutes will pass until the “ick” strikes again ???? #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/ycjzbJegHY

— Ashleigh Taylor (@ashy_taylor) June 28, 2018

Millie DOES have a type… whoever isn’t coupled with her!! #LoveIslandAU

— Rochelle Proudfoot (@RochellePfoot) June 28, 2018

how GOOD is Millie at making friends!!! 5 minutes and every guy there is … friends ???? #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/LjRH0ga9X2

— Bachtastic (@Bachtastic) June 28, 2018

Millie only signed up for a free love island water bottle #LoveIslandAU

— demasculating (@fannyfIutters) June 28, 2018

Until Sunday night…