Alright, sorry, but there’s something I think you need to know.
When I think ‘rodent’ I usually think dirty. I think rats and mice and droppings and those two stupid teeth that hang out of their mouths that are so big they must get in the way from time to time.
That's what I used to think.
But a certain rodent has forever changed my dirty perception of the species.
You see... it's the Capybara.
The capybara is obviously what would come out if you bred a rat with a horse. It's big and square with a long nose like a HORSE, but it's legs are really short, like a rat's.