We all need to cool our jets.

Lara Bingle has given birth to her first child.

Except it’s very likely that she’s actually hasn’t, but fans have lost their mind, welcoming a Bingle Baby, all because of one ridiculously cryptic Instagram post.

Here’s how it went down:

Bingle went to a beach. It was sunset. She took a photo. She uploaded it onto Instagram with the caption: “Arrived at the perfect time today. #sunset”

It’s just a sunset, you guys. Stop freaking out. Image via Instagram.

Fans immediately picked up on the supposed “confirmation of birth” and freaked the freak out.

But come on, you guys. Isn’t it possible that Bingle just arrived at a beach and thought the sunset would look awesome with an Instagram filter?

Bingle and her husband/baby daddy Sam Worthington.

The only thing people know for sure is this: Bingle is the queen of crypticness. Remember when she “got married” and announced it by changing her name on Instagram?

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We bet Bingle is sitting somewhere right now, watching out over the country’s freak out and laughing to herself, while rubbing her STILL pregnant belly.

Click through the gallery below for more cryptic Bingle goodness.

Lara Bingle in bikini

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle long gold dress

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Lara Bingle leopard print scarf

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Lara Bingle in bikini

Lara Bingle for cotton on body

Lara Bingle black suit

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Lara Bingle headshot

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Lara Bingle white dress

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle nude shot

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle and Michael Clark

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle new hair do

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Lara Bingle in scarf, jacket and jeans

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Lara Bingle white shirt

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Lara Bingle in bikini

Lara Bingle for cotton on body

Lara Bingle laughing

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Lara Bingle black-and-white

Lara Bingle in GQ magazine

Lara Bingle black backless dress

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Lara Bingle on beach

Lara Bingle for cotton on body

Lara Bingle long grey dress

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Lara Bingle headshot

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Sam Worthington in Paris

Lara Bingle and Sam Worthington

Lara Bingle and Michael Clark

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle in bikini

Lara Bingle for cotton on body

Lara Bingle blue dress

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Lara Bingle headshot

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle red carpet

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Lara Bingle black-and-white suit

Lara Bingle

Lara Bingle white dress

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Lara Bingle on the beach

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