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Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney had sex on a canvas.

As guest editor for V magazine, Lady Gaga decided to use her power for good, or something, and had sex with her fiance Taylor Kinney on a paint-splattered canvas.

A post-coital photograph of the paint-covered couple is the magazine’s latest cover.

The resultant canvas from Gaga and Kinney’s love-making session? It’s not clear as to its whereabouts.

Gaga described the inspiration for the sex-painting in V.

“Years ago, when we were secretly living in San Diego and crashing on the floor of a beach shack. We never wore shoes. He told me he wanted to make love to me on a canvas,” she wrote.

I sincerely hope they used water-washable, non-toxic paints of a kind used in pre-schools due to the likelihood a toddler will eat it.

“We made love on the canvas on a Sunday in Chicago. We made love amidst chaos. We talked about shootings. We made love amidst terrorism,” Gaga wrote.

“And we talked about how people’s hearts are also suffering all over the world as they watch and witness a swell of violence. We made love amidst violence.”

That’s so hot.

Gaga posted a pic of the cover and announced that all proceeds from sales of the cover will go to her charity, the Born This Way Foundation.

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