1. Shhhhhh everybody. Kylie Jenner’s boobs are trying to tell us something.
Do you hear that? That… squishy sound?
Yeah, that’s Kylie Jenner’s boobs. Well… according to some tabloids it is, anyway.
You see, the Daily Mail argues the youngest Jenner sister is sending us ~cryptic messages~ with her tatas, which they expertly observed appear to be “noticeably fuller chested” in her Instagram selfies.
Ah, right then.
This is tres important you see, because Kylie’s boobs are like a horoscope, and that horoscope points to one destination: pregnancy.
“[Kylie’s] changing figure is just another sign that the pregnancy reports are to be believed,” Daily Mail reported.
Mmmm. Both insightful AND kinda creepy.
2. If you’ve ever wondered ‘Has Sophie Monk had Botox?’ here’s your answer.
It’s the question that has (… apparently) been keeping people awake at night: Did Sophie Monk, or did she not, get Botox before this season of The Bachelorette?
In an interview with BW Magazine, Monk responded to the rumours, with “God, no.”
“That could backfire! I’m lucky if I even put moisturiser of my face,” the 37-year-old said.