WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT.
Dude… that’s so not cool.
The littlest but lippiest tycoon of the Kardashian/Jenner family is dating a rapper called Tyga, who’s 25 years old.
Kylie Jenner just turned 18.
That’s their business (and her mother’s? Kris? Where ya at?), but you can’t help feeling a little protective of the teenager when her boyfriend’s all over the internet rapping about her vagina.
His first charming effort was a brag about how having sex with an unnamed underage girl could get him in trouble with the law.
I hit her, she backwards, lickin’ her asshole
My dick is the password
T nasty, ’bout to catch a felony for it
Vagina juice like orange juice in the mornin’.
That’s from Pleazer. Is there a Pulitzer for songwriting?
Next up, it’s Fuk What They Talkin Bout, which also seems focused on his young girlfriend.
They say she young
I should have waited
She a big girl, dawg, when she stimulated
And they say romance is dead!
Comically crap rhymes aside, this is a kid, a (then) 17-year-old girl, whose body and sexuality are being used for the bragging rights of a grown man. A grown man with a two-year-old son, no less.
Oh yeah, and this comes as the world celebrates Jenner’s coming of age by offering her three separate porn deals.
This is how Kylie spent her 18th birthday…
More on the travails of Kylie Jenner?