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Kyle Sandilands would like you to know that his new girlfriend is really hot. Okay?

Kyle Sandlilands has a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is really, really, really hot, you guys.

And just in case you didn’t know that Kyle Sandilands has a girlfriend who is really, really, really hot, she has posed for Maxim in her underwear, holding a giant knife and fork (cos it’s the ‘food issue’ duh):

Introducing Imogen Anthony, who, according to Maxim, recently got ‘saucy’. And also ‘forked’ something.

Until bursting onto the scene today with this subtle magazine cover, Imogen has been somewhat of an enigma at Kyle Sandilands’ side. At 22-years-old, she is 20 years his junior and the first serious relationship Kyle has had since his marriage breakdown to that girl who tried to be a singer once (“Oo ah, I lost my bra, I left in my boyfriend’s car etc etc etc”).

So, since this magazine cover gives away nothing and is just more of a gold-chained riddle wrapped in a leg-spread mystery… And since we all definitely want to know more about the epic love story that is the relationship between Imogen Anthony and Kyle Sandilands… I thought I’d try to decipher a few bits and pieces from the Maxim article. (Don’t all call me at once, Walkley judges.)

1. This quote:

“I knew it was real when he told me he loved me two weeks into our relationship.”

Yep. That’s always a very good sign.

2. This photo:

That’s definitely a portrait for the wedding invitations. (And, it kind of says a lot about Kyle’s ego that he’s sitting between his beloved’s legs but is still more interested in looking at the camera. Just sayin’.)

3. This quote on where Imogen hopes they’ll be in five years:

“On an island on the other side of the world, with my man, smoking blunts, draped in chains, and toasting to the sunset.”

Just like the alternative ending to Casablanca.

4. Imogen describes herself as:

“Eccentric, loyal, badass, empathetic, lover”.


5. This photo:

Anyone who hasn’t been doing sexy with bitch bling and a giant fork has clearly been doing sexy wrong.

6. This quote:

“Kyle likes to leave the bathroom door open when he’s using the toilet.”

Awww sweet.

7. Bitchez be hatin’:

“We don’t care what people think … if you don’t have love, you don’t know love.”

Well, you can’t argue with that.

To peel back the layers of this engima even further, take a look through these pics from Imogen’s instagram (the ultimate historical catalogue of their love):

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