Kim Kardashian's wedding makeup is surprisingly affordable

If you’re anything like me you’re probably feeling a little too informed about Kim and Kanye’s Italian wedding, from the matching leather jackets to the (reported) Gold Toilet Tower, it’s the nuptial blowout that keeps on giving.

And today is no exception. I’m happy to report that we now know the exact products Kim Kardashian’s makeup artist, Mario Dedivanovic, used for her Big Day Face.

Given the reported cost of their wedding was $12 million, the cosmetics bill was remarkably reasonable. Kim opted for a $9 L’Oreal lipstick, $20 mascara and the total makeup used comes in at under $200 if you bought every product, full sized.

Am I the only one disappointed by this? Where are the gold-plated fake eyelashes? The $800 face cream? The powders made of finely crushed gem stones? The most expensive thing she used retails at less than $40 USD. While I’m shocked by the out-of-character restraint Kim and Mario showed, I’m also excited. Because for once in my life, I can afford to do as Kim does.

Here’s the full list, in case you too want to look like Kim Kardashian on her wedding day.

Urban Decay Naked Skin Liquid Foundation
Urban Decay Naked Flushed Highlighter, Bronzer & Blush

Urban Decay Ink for Eyes Waterproof Precision Eye Pen
Urban Decay Eyeshadow Primer Potion in Original
Urban Decay Perversion Mascara (launching soon)
Kardashian Beauty Individual Lashes
L'Oréal Paris Infallible Eyeshadow in Eternal Sunshine
Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade

Kardashian Beauty Honey Stick Lipgloss in Natural Honey
L'Oréal Paris Colour Riche Lipstick in Extraordinaire
L'Oréal Paris Liquid Lipstick by Colour Riche in Nude Ballet (for reception)

The Kardashian Beauty Individual Lashes have already sold out, as have Dipbrow Pomades.

Somewhere out there a L’Oreal worker is ordering palettes of Nude Ballet lippie... golden toilet tower not included.

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