You guys, the ability to use your hands is so yesterday.
The High Queen of Ridiculously Unrealistic Fashion, one Kim Kardashian, has joyfully reminded us just how rich she is by getting her fingernails pierced.
Hands! Who needs em!
Now I’m not one to judge unusual fashion choices – I’ve worn socks and sandals with the best of them – but this is edging on crazy. How are you meant to LIVE when you have several hoop earrings hanging off your fingernails?
Like, imagine trying to type an email. Or change a nappy. Or chop up a carrot. Or wipe your bum. Kim Kardashian obviously does not do any of these things for herself, but you get my point.
The Jenny From The Block fingernails were debuted on Kim’s Snapchat yesterday at what looked to be a photoshoot.
In the short clip, Kim says that “Khloe would be so proud of me right now,” because obviously Khloe has taken issue with Kim having full function of her hands, and is just so happy she’s finally done something about it.
Kim’s 2017 punk persona is clearly her ‘new look’.
So far we’ve been faced with a puzzling faux lip ring, baggy ripped jeans, and even a flannelette shirt. A goddamn FLANNELETTE SHIRT.