Yep, we’re going there.
So Kim Kardashian posed on the front of some magazine with a whole heap of oil lacquered on her butt, right? Did you see it? It was kind of hard not to.
Did you click? Do you care? Were you shocked? Did you share it? Did you see the one she posted today?
Or were the kids too busy screaming that the Peppa Pig DVD had finished and Emme-has-taken-my-toy-and-she-isn’t shaaaaaaarrrrriiiiinnnnggggg and I-want-it-back-now.
Supposedly the idea was to break the Internet. Did you get to that bit? Or was it hard to read under the broken screen of your iPhone?
Well the scandal has continued on today with a second pic being revealed that goes the full frontal. Yes, Kim has stripped down to her nothing-rudey-dudey-suit and shimmied up again with some more oil.
The images weren’t ever going to please everyone though, with one celebrity echoing the thoughts of many that these photos were a step too far now Kim Kardashian is a mother.
(Sharp intake of breath.)
A bastion of purity and goodness.
A diety of loveliness, of flowing pastels and ballet flats.
A guru of little ziplocked bags and tupperwear containers of diced fruit segments.
A goddess of shellacked nails and gluten-free-organic-cacao-and-chia balls.