I get it, Kim.
If you are living in a lovely, sound-proof, social media cave you may not have heard that Kim Kardashian’s and Kanye West’s lovely toddler, North West, allegedly posted a photo of her heavily pregnant mother looking like this to her 50 million Instagram followers while playing on Mum’s phone …
Kim later captioned it: “North posted this while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I’m not complaining! LOL I deleted it so now reposting it myself! #FBF from 10 years ago.”
Isn’t she adorable that little North West? What a funny thing to do! She is really across her filters for a two year old.
I mean, sometimes my kid draws a picture of me too. But it looks a little more like a deranged monkey that does not know how to dress herself or change facial expression.
How a two year old managed to track down a ten year old photo on KK’s phone while watching presumably watching Peppa Pig is beyond me…
I can barely find the Uber app when I desperately need it and I am grown woman. My two year old on the other hand – she is basically Steve Jobs.
Let’s call her Hector. (Not her real name.)
Hector is completely au fait with every aspect of my iPhone, iPad, Kindle and Netflix account. She is a handful – or as other educational professionals with more tact like to put it – she is “lively”.
While I am sure it is possible little North West is a little more refined than Hector, the truth is a two year really does take it out of you. They have so many demands, and outfit changes, and toilet trips. And they really know what they want when they want it. Which is code for – I want everything ALL OF THE TIME.