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Kim Kardashian 'caught' in bikini on holiday showing off her 30 kilo weight loss.

On Dec. 5, 2015, Kim Kardashian West gave birth to her son Saint West.

On December 6, 2015 Kim Kardashian West got to work on losing the baby weight.

On July 22, 2016, Kardashian officially reached her goal weight of 120 pounds.
Her goal was to get back to looking like this:
Today, Kardashian and her two children, 3-year-old North and 8-month-old Saint are currently vacation in Punta Mita, Mexico.
Today is the day the world got to see the full extent of Kim Kardashian’s weight loss.

Some might simply see a mother spending the day at the beach with her two children, but that is just the beginning.

In fact, you’ll notice that these photos look a lot like a similar moment after North was born.

#TBT me and my beach babe in Punta Mita, Mexico

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


If you look closer at this years photos you can see the to-do list that went into that day at the beach.

The following was (probably) written on December 4, 2015, the day before Saint West was born.

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Kim Kardashian West To-Do List – Must be completed before August 18, 2016

  • Have second baby.
  • Remind the world I invented wearing hair in braids.
  • Start Atkins diet.
  • Start working out like crazy.
  • Tweet crazy rant pretending to be Kanye from Kanye’s Twitter account.
  • Use press from Twitter rant to stage make up with Amber Rose.

  • Release new Kimojis
  • Wear blonde wig to the Yeezy season show at Madison Square Garden
  • Continue to wear blonde wig for the next week so that botox you get that week will be less recognisable.
  • Remind Jonathan Cheban that he’s your bitch.
  • Post throwback nude selfie.

  • Go after people that talk shit about it because you look amazing in that photo and being a feminist means you can post photos like that if you want to.
  • Remind haters who the fuck you are.

  • Join snapchat.
  • Celebrate Easter.
  • Post followup current topless selfie with Emily Ratajkowski.

  • Start wearing giant jackets.
  • Remind people you’re in the Balmain army.
  • #Mogul.
  • Look into almost exclusively wearing nude tones.
  • Go to Iceland to look into drinking the blood of a baby seal as a way of forever staying young.

  • Wish Kourtney a happy birthday but make sure she knows I’m the favourite.
  • Pick up North from dance class.
  • Go on Khloe’s TV show.
  • Make sure Khloe’s TV show gets canceled as a way of humanising the family.
  • Ask Kanye to fulfil your fantasy and wear alien contact lenses at the Met Ball.
  • Bleach eyebrows.

  • Remind Mom to tell Kylie to talk more about how everything she does is an homage to you.
  • See a movie.
  • Call President Obama and thank him for lifting the US/Cuba travel embargo.
  • Go to Cuba with the family.
  • Show how natural you are on the cover of Vogue Australia.

  • Promote teeth whitening shit.
  • Wear oversized t-shirts like a dress.
  • Prank call Ray-J.
  • Get political.
  • When you get to 130, show off weight loss but make sure people know you’re not done.

  • Snap chat your food.
  • Start talking regularly about Atkins.
  • Shoot Fergie music video.
  • Shoot Forbes cover.
  • Call Taylor Swift to discuss “feud”.
  • Release Taylor and Kanye’s call on Snapchat.
  • Get Revolve clothing to pay you to go to a party and occasionally wear their clothes.
  • Wear thigh high boots in the middle of summer.
  • Buy new BlackBerry. If one isn’t available, go on depression diet.
  • Do a super strange interview with Kanye to show off your fun side.

  • Cut hair into a lob.
  • Invent the lob haircut.
  • Start snapchatting about how close you are to your goal weight of 120 pounds.
  • Remind Jonathan Cheban he’s your bitch again.
  • Make sure the world knows you are not a feminist even though you are.
  • Have Acacia Swimwear send you and North matching bikinis.
  • Talk about how hard you work.
  • Have “non-surgical” tummy tuck.

Thank you, #kimkardashianwest, for posting this video on Snapchat earlier today. #Skintightening #nonsurgical #tummytuck

A video posted by Dr. Simon Ourian – Epione (@simonourianmd1) on

  • Take the kids, your glam team, and a couple specially chosen paparazzi to Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ house in Mexico.
  • Spend the morning in hair and makeup.
  • Take the kids to the beach.
  • Prosper.

In other words, congrats on all your hard work Kim Kardashian. You look amazing.

Editors note: Normally at Mamamia we have a policy of not running paparazzi shots taken without peoples’ consent. But in this case…that is not the case. 

Feature image Kim Kardashian Instagram

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