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Khloe Kardashian's pantry is making us anxious.

If you are the type of person who has an affinity for Tupperware containers, facial contouring, and American cereals, then this is the story for you.

Suspend your disbelief for just a moment now, reader, and pretend for a millisecond that you believe that the Kardashians are in fact normal human beings.

Pretend they spend their days padding around the house, busying themselves with tasks like soaking their whites, or fixing the garden hose, or rearranging the pantry. Are you visualising it? Good. Because that’s exactly what Khloe Kardashian is requesting of you online today.

In a recent post on her website, www.khloewithak.com, Khloe takes us into the innermost depths of her Hollywood mansion to reveal to us… HER PANTRY. And my, what a pantry it is. A carefully curated library of Tupperware containers, cake mixes, sugary cereals, and labelled baskets (she’s actually labelled a basket of pretzels, ‘Pretzels’); Khloe reveals to us select few that she indeed suffers from Khlo-C-D.

“Khlo-C-D” : a bronzed and contoured version of the traditional OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder), which presents itself as the inability to maintain a normal pantry. Sufferers will instead opt for a diabetic assortment of Betty Crocker packet mixes, and anything that can be added to milk and eaten with a spoon.

A still from Khloe’s instructional video, ‘How To Create A Non-Functional Pantry’.

Khloe gleefully reveals to us what a pantry would look like if Honey Boo Boo was given full reign.

We are also given priceless tips on how we too can obtain Khlo-C-D:

“I am a big label maker, so if Dad likes Dad snacks, put a basket for Dad. Have one for Mom,” she says. “I know it’s an extra expense to buy containers, but it makes everything so pretty.”

She also tells us about how much she likes containers and how she sometimes buys containers at garage sales and we all agree and laugh and secretly doubt her because she doesn’t even know what a container or a garage is.

Oh, and then we saw her ‘fitness closet’.

*Weeps*

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