Infamous sex tape One Night in Paris catapulted Paris Hilton‘s show The Simple Life into high ratings territory and its star into the A list (if temporarily).
And everyone knows what Kim Kardashian‘s adventures with Ray J did for her career, as well as the careers of her myriad siblings.
She’s a little late to the party, but Khloe Kardashian, 31, reckons she’s got herself a sex tape too.
“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex husband,” she told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, referring to Lamar Odom, who was recently discharged from hospital after suffering multiple strokes following an overdose.
“But not like, talking to camera.” Oh, OK. Thanks for clearing that up.
Where does she keep these non-verbal recordings?
“In my safe.”
“Khlo-ay” as Cohen calls her, has now garnered herself the attention of every creeper from every porn production company in the country.
Cohen also asked Khloe how she thinks Kim Kardashian is going to explain her sex tape to her kids, Saint and North.
“Good question but I don’t know,” she responded. “That’s what moms and dads do, I don’t know, to their own kids.”
Cohen asked Khlo-ay to play his juvenile game, “Plead the Fifth”. She’s allowed to plead the fifth (i.e. not answer) to only one of three questions.
First he asks Khlo-ay to play “shag, marry, kill” with her sisters’ significant others. It’s gross and weird.
Watch how Khlo-ay responds here…