1. Khloe Kardashian’s latest Instagram post has the world talking about her nose.
So Khloe Kardarshian uploaded a photo of her puppy today but the world isn’t talking about the puppy. We can’t work out if that’s because a) the puppy looks like a mixture between a floor mop and a clump of Ronald Weasley’s hair or b) we nose her nose looks different.
Yes. Her nose is…. well… different. Very much so. And we’re sorry but WE CARE.
We care. We care about the nose. She nose we care about her nose. Because even though we don’t give two flying nostrils about what people do or don’t do to their face, and even though it really has no consequence on… anything of substance at all, Khloe Kardashian looks different dammit and we want to talk about it.
Just like we would talk about her haircut, right?
Is this her way of distracting from the pregnancy narrative? Perhaps it’s her way of distracting from the pregnancy narrative. Like Donald Trump does! He makes a noise over here to distract from the real noise going over there.
A-ha. We see you Khloe. We like you. You’re very savvy. We also we need hobbies.