Kevin Hart has admitted point blank that he cheated on his wife, Eniko Parrish.
Speaking at The Breakfast Club on Thursday he said – in third person, of course – it was “Kevin Hart in his dumbest moment”.
“That’s not the finest hour of my life. With that being said, you make your bed you lay in it. You can’t even say, ‘What were you thinking?’ Because you weren’t thinking.”
Hart was forced to apologise to Parrish, 33, and his family in September this year, after a woman threatened to release a sexually suggestive video of him if he didn’t pay her $US10 million (approx $AUD 13 million).
As these stories always seem to go, Parrish was pregnant with their first child together at the time. Charming.
Listen: Bec snooped on her boyfriend’s Facebook and found him chatting with his ex about the wild sex they had and all the funny things they loved about each other. Is electronically cheating a thing? (Post continues after audio…)
“Me being wrong, I’m going to face the music,” the comedian continued.
“I’m gonna go home, I’m gonna address it, I’m gonna make my wife fully aware of what’s going on in the situation that I have now put us in and I’m hoping that she has a heart to where she can forgive me and understand that this is not going to be a reoccurring thing and allow me to recover from my f**king massive mistake. That’s what I’m trying to do not only as a man, but within teaching a lesson to my son.”
Never fear, ladies! Hart has since learned that women are humans, not inanimate flat pieces of fabric typically used for home decoration.
“Your woman is not a f**king rug,” he explained. How groundbreaking.
“You’re not going to walk over your woman’s back. Any woman is going to — you’re going to get some s**t. It’s a cold house, it’s a very cold house for a minute and rightfully so.”