Every season of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette needs a villain, and this year, it’s Sam ‘I’m not a superstar model, I just do Aldi catalogues’ Johnston.
In fact, he's SO GOOD at just...saying all of the villainous things...that Keira Maguire (aka our hero from the latest season of The Bachelor) has branded him her "dream man".
Listen to the latest episode of Bach Chat:
Wait...wait, do we sense a cross-seasonal Bachie romance brewing? YASSS.
Posting on Instagram during last night's episode, the 29-year-old praised the electrician's snarky commentary.
"How good is [Sam]... What a babe!" she wrote, while finishing her post by naming him her "dream man".
We can only imagine the type of hilarious evil these two would get up to if their paths ever crossed.
While Keira has previously revealed that she's gunning for the role of Bachelorette 2017 (because, can you imagine how much fun she would have?), we'd say hooking up with someone who can handle your level of sass is just as good.
See which men are still in the running to win Georgia's LOVE (get it?):
