Happy Wednesday, folks.
If you’re feeling a little dreary on this hump day, let me share some cataclysmic, highly important, earth-shattering news with you all: The Bachelor‘s ultimate villain lady Keira Maguire and The Bachelorette‘s ultimate pot plant fanatic Jarrod Woodgate are getting married.
Well kinda. Potentially. Not really at all, actually.
You see New Weekly, purveyor of all things factual and true, report the duo is planning to walk down the aisle pronto.
Under the headline ‘EXCLUSIVE: Jarrod Woodgate and Keira Maguire are in love and getting married’, the gossip mag explained that an “on set spy” told them Jarrod and Keira are “the real deal” after photos of their “red hot pashfest” on The Bachelor in Paradise were leaked to the media.
“It’s obvious their chemistry has only intensified as they spent more time with each other,” the mysterious spy/double agent/James Bond/random member of the public/Channel 10 intern said.