UPDATE: Just kidding, apparently.

In a career-long bid to prove he’s the weirdest dude in Hollywood, Joaquin actually lied on the Late Show with David Letterman last night about being engaged, because he was ‘just kidding’.

Hours after, crazy ol’ Joaquin went on Good Morning America and revealed the truth. “I think, like, my life is so boring, it seemed like it was something exciting to talk about,” he said. “I just want the audience to like me and they really like people who are getting married.”

You’re a weird guy, Joaquin. Weeeeird guy.

As David Letterman said the next day: “Not engaged? Fine. Send back the slow-cooker.”

We’ll have some serious trust issues with you now, Phoenix. And so will your yoga teacher.

Phoenix making the announcement on The Late Show.