Spare a thought for old mate Jason Derulo, reader friends.
And I’m not even talking about the 28-year-old’s latest “hit” ‘Swalla’ (although it is beyond terrible), but the recording artist’s reintroduction to Twitter’s trending list today.
You see, according to the good people of the Twitterverse, Derulo took a glorious tumble down the stairs of the MET Gala in New York City today.
Ahem, like so:
The image of Derulo’s stumble has gone viral, but it is with great pain that I inform you not everything is… as it seems.
- Jason Derulo was not at the 2018 ‘Heavenly Bodies’ MET Gala. Mostly because nobody has thought of Jason Derulo since he delivered the Pulitzer-winning lyrics, “Been around the world, don’t speak the language. But your booty don’t need explaining.”
- Anna Wintour would sneeze at those lyrics because she’s allergic to mediocrity.
- The photo wasn’t even taken at the MET Gala.
- The dude in said photo is… absolutely not Jason Derulo.
‘Make people believe Jason Derulo fell down the MET Gala stairs’ is, apparently, something of a pastime for people with access to the internet/overwhelming and inexplicable boredom.
And look, I’m not even mad.
Carry on, comrades. Can’t wait for this to resurface in 2019.