"Dear Kim. Please stop using the term 'empowerment' when you really mean 'marketing'."

So, let me get this straight.

Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski posted a joint topless nude selfie on Instagram this morning and we’re all meant to sit back, have a look at the black stripe over their boobs, their middle fingers in the air and that omnipresent bathroom mirror and say, “Oh, Thank God for female empowerment. How empowering. Just look at those two women empower. I need to get me some of these empowerment black strip things. Thank you Kimmy, you have made me see the empowerment light.”

Last time Kim K did this she tweeted that, “It’s so important that we let women express their sexuality and share their bodies.”

If it has to do with a woman and we put the words empowering, liberation and control in there, it’s all totally okay. Don’t go putting shade on that empowering female parade by “judging” Kimmy for getting her gear off. If you dare judge a woman who is exercising her God given nude empowerment you simply don’t get it. Just look at what Kim K said to Bette Midler when she questioned the last nude selfie:

It was rude, ageist and probably worst of all humorless, but totally okay because Kim has better boobs than Bette. And Kim’s boobs are empowered. And Kim is nude so she definitely knows what she is talking about.

Have a think for a second. Please. Kim K in another nude selfie is not empowering for women. Stop using the word empowering when you really mean marketing. They are not interchangeable words just as burgundy does not mean the same thing as table.

In this Instagram snap are two international celebrities who have both got a lot of things to sell – products, movies, themselves mainly. They have had $100,000s of dollars invested into the way they look (from cosmetic and surgical procedures to stylists, clothes, hair, eyebrows, everything and anything). And the way they look is largely dictated to by what men find attractive. So all that control over their bodies? Men are pulling the levers at the very start of the chain. They have personal trainers and dietitians, they starve their bodies and pump certain parts up, maybe because it makes them feel good, but most probably because their bodies need to look a certain way so they can market themselves and earn more money.


Take a good, close look at the latest Instagram pic. Look at the floor light to the right. Can you see it? It’s to the left of the boobs. Some little assistant has run down a hallway to the lounge-room and run back breathless with this light because the bathroom fluoros really wreaked havoc on Kim and Emily’s spray tans. This was not taken in the heat of a female empowerment moment. Do you really think the conversation went something like this between Kim and Emily?

KIM: “Great to see you Em, it’s so, literally, cool, we like, just hang out all the time and like, hang out.”

EMILY: “Yeah, it is great, that I’m just here because we, just like, hang out all the time.”

K: “Hey, you know what I’m feeling beside hungry? I’m just feeling really liberated and proud of my, like, sexuality because I’m a modern woman and no one can tell me what to do with my body.”

E: “OMG I feel so liberated too. And proud of my body and sexuality. SNAP.”

K: “Because, we feel, like, so empowered and proud of our bodies and because it’s such, like literally, a patriarchal society and women in this country don’t even get maternity leave and 42 million American women live in poverty and Malala Yousafzai is really, like, letting the side down because she doesn’t get the whole liberation via nude selfie thing, let’s just whip our tops off right now and take a picture and then send it out to all the women of the world to show them how empowered they should feel about their bodies too. I, literally, want to help women EVERYWHERE.”


E: “I’ve always thought my naked boobs across any medium just scream female empowerment.”

K:”Oh, but the light in this bathroom is bad, and I need to get into a high-waisted skirt because that is most flattering and do my hair and makeup. Reggie find a better light.”

Three hours later. Reggie, the very tiny personal assistant, is sweating big time. So are hair and makeup, stylists, nannies, personal assistants to personal assistants and the pool guy et al.

K: “Ready to show the world what empowered women we are by taking our tops off?”

“Ready Kimmy.”

Instagram shots x 438. Find best one. Filters etc. PR writes words. Press send.

When we’re like…we both have nothing to wear LOL @emrata

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 30, 2016 at 11:57am PDT


Yeah, that equals empowerment to me. Two privileged women in LA (BTW: who have more clothes than some department stores) whose life success has been based on what they look like, topless in a bathroom, with nothing to wear, giving the world the finger.

Send them to gender studies at Oxford University STAT. They have so much to contribute to the discourse. Or, more importantly for gender studies and feminism, let’s send them into the bedrooms of young women across the world to talk about the power of their bodies. The power of all sorts of different shaped, differently used, amazing bodies that will never be perfect but could get you on a basketball team or to work, the beach, to a party with really, really good friends where you laugh and talk even though you are four whole kilograms bigger than you think you should be and your eyebrows aren’t perfect, and your skin isn’t flawless and your stomach isn’t flat and your arms don’t look good without sleeves.

Oh, that’s right, they are in their bedrooms already. Telling our daughters how empowering it is to look exactly like they do and take a nude selfie while you are at it.


Kim’s nude selfies are not about feminism. They are not about liberation or empowerment. They are not about female inclusion. They are about female exclusion. They are about selling the Kardashians. They are about celebrating the “right” type of body – thin, flat stomachs, big boobs kind of like a blow up Barbie.

They are about screwing with the minds of young women who look at them (because they can’t help but look, they are everywhere, all the time) and think so that is what female liberation looks like.

Kim K’s nude selfie will get attention, it will get clicks, it will allow the Kardashians to keep charging advertisers $200,000 to $400,000 for one Instagram post alone.  It will keep a woman’s value stuck in that awfully fragile and mean and energy sucking world of how they look, not who they are as people.

Vive la Kardashians. They are taking women, one “empowering” selfie at a time, to the very worst place inside herself.

That’s not empowerment. That’s two, very privileged, mean girls in a bathroom taking pictures of themselves and giving the world the finger.

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