A wise woman once said, “tap the bottom of your home screen to swipe next without physically swiping.”
Okay. Maybe the “wise woman” was actually just a purple-shirted retail worker at the Bondi Junction Apple store.
But she was wise, dear reader, and she knew that despite it never leaving my hand, I knew nothing about my own phone.
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