In completely shocking news, the casual 10 million pound (that’s AU$17.4 million) manor of Jamie and Jools Oliver and their troop of five children is nothing short of an English fairytale.

In a single word, it’s stunning. And we’d like to move right in. Please?

River ????

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The 10-bedroom dream house is located in the ritzy London suburb of Hampstead Heath, which means the family is neighbours to Kate Moss, Emma Thompson, Harry Styles, and Ringo Starr. Just casually.

Listen: Jamie Oliver doesn’t let his daughters take selfies. (Post continues after audio…)

It’s equal parts ‘quaint cottage’ and ‘deserving of a feature on Grand Designs’. The kitchen is homely and a bit rustic, with vintage French elements like the lavish teal, velour bed and claw-foot tub elevating the otherwise totally bland chateau.

Oh, and the Christmas decorations are next level.

Little baby, big bath ????xxx

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Pancakes ????

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Schools out ????how many times am I going to have to ask them to take their shoes off this holiday????xxx

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However, the real highlight of our complete deep dive into the Oliver home is undoubtedly the children’s room including baby River’s nursery, designed by top Danish interiors firm styleplay…

… and Buddy’s wooden bed/cubby house that probably boasts more structural integrity than your Ikea couch.

From his little cot bed to his first ‘big boy bed’! Think he likes it ???? @nubie_kids your beds are amazing ????????xxx

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Mary had a little Lamb…taught it himself I hadn’t realised until I heard the sweet tune from upstairs ????xxx

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A notable mention goes to the enchanting little potting shed which doubles as the backdrop for the spring catalogue of their children’s clothing and lifestyle collection.

Shooting spring 2015 little bird, the chaos behind the lens of the genious @sam_photography our potting shed took a little bit of a battering!!! Very fun day though ????????????❤️thank u @ggredd and @sarahtildesley and all the team you are all so clever ????

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In addition to their plush London residence, the Oliver family also owns a property in Jamie’s hometown Clavering, Essex (where his parents’ pub The Cricketer still operates) and if they ever decide on a change of scenery, we will gladly put our hands up to house sit.

No really… we will.

Listen: Holly and Andrew farewell 2017 with a Christmas bonus and interview none other then Santa himself.