I’d like to take a moment to acknowledge the understated heroes. Those who continue to make our world a better place, and ask nothing in return.
It’s the people who, despite the grossness of what their bodies are doing, give permission for someone to film it.
They make the conscious decision to put mankind, those of us who live for this sh*t, before their own shame and endless embarrassment.
And for that, we thank you.
Furthermore, I’d like to thank the random with the camera, who holds it still and in focus, like a goddamn legend.
I… I love you.
LISTEN: Helen Mirren has five tips to live a happy life. She forgot ‘watch gross videos’, but her other advice is okay. Post continues below.
Today, a video that was filmed last year is going viral (watch the best bit above). Allow me to set the scene.
An older gentleman can barely hear anything, so he goes to the doctor to have his ears checked out.
Yes, well. He has more earwax in his ears than I have blood in my body. The doctor asks, “Do you use Q-tips?” to which he replies (after a delayed response because he probably couldn’t hear him properly at first) “… yeah.”
And there’s his problem.