Sometime in the past week, it appears Imogen Anthony went to a party.
A kooky party. One held at a giant white property hidden somewhere in suburban Sydney, where pants are scarce, Lamborghinis are numerous, and the imported pot plants weep quietly as a man is softly spanked in the driveway.
Evidently, this is what happens when you go to a party with no party games, no snacks and NO RULES. You get out your smartphone and document the entire thing on Instagram, of course.
From what we can gather, by literally just having a gander at the model's Instagram account, the theme of the day was white. There's white costumes, a big 'ol white property, and a whole lot of people in bejeweled outfits.
That said, I really feel like there could be more people. There are four photos on Anthony's Instagram, and all of them feature this same guy who looks like he might need a Claratyne.
A video suggests there were some bikini-clad women rolling around, and I guess someone is holding the camera? Kyle Sandilands, is that you?
SOMEBODY MUST OWN THIS TOYOTA YARIS.
Imagine being the bloke who pulls up behind the lime green Lambo in a Yaris. Imagine.
Also, there are no drinks. No Jatz biccies. Is there even... music?
I doubt it very much.
Ahhh, the lifestyles of the rich and somewhat famous.
Anyway, far be it from us to begrudge people their sparkly fun—it's just a lot to take in on a Wednesday afternoon, you know?