I'm too sexy for this aeroplane.

                               

Meet Nisreen Swedberg and Sarah Williams. They are both 18 and claim they were kicked off a domestic flight in the US for being too hot.
The complained they asked a flight attendant for a bottle of water and were turned down – clealry because they were too good looking. Then, they got into a fight with a fellow passenger because they thought he was taking too long in the bathroom and maybe they needed to get to the mirror really fast to check on their beauty. They say they were targeted after the incident and when the flight landed, they were escorted off the plane by officers who questioned them (before releasing them without charge).
According to CNN (because this is important world news people), the girls said:

"I think they were just discriminating against us because we were young, decent-looking girls. I mean, no one else on the plane looked like us, except us."

Watch the CNN clip here. It’s quite heaven.