If Barbie was real, she'd be REALLY funny looking ...

We all know that Barbie isn’t real (duh – she’s a plastic toy). But have you ever wasted 5 minutes of your life imagining all the real problems she would encounter if she was? We suggest you do. Yes, it’s sort of sick to spend our time laughing at Barbie, but seriously – she would have to crawl EVERYWHERE. Her body is so far from functional that the fact Barbie has tricked us into thinking she is ‘human’ all these years is sort of embarrassing. Her knees don’t bend. How many humans do you know with knees that don’t bend?

That’s just the beginning, though – take a look through this gallery for more Barbie fails. BY FREYA KING