I’m calling it, being a model is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Yes, you have undeniable genetic gifts. And yes, clothes probably hang from you with ease like you are a human hills hoist.
But being professionally good looking would be a bloody nightmare.
Aside from being really hungry all the time, models are routinely subjected to some real indignities.
Take this little display from Hussein Chalayan’s Spring show, where lab coats disappear when models are drenched in cold water: