Dear Men’s Fitness,
We read your “How to turn a ‘no’ into a ‘yes'” post yesterday, and noticed a few rogue errors.
Considering we have an office full of women, we thought we’d give you some handy advice on how to REALLY “turn things around” when one of us laydeez is apparently a total B and has the audacity to reject you.
We hope you don’t mind!
(Lulz, we don’t really care if you mind, seeing as you don’t care whether we say ‘no’ or not!)
So, here’s what you wrote:
And here are our tweaks:
Let's try another, shall we? Here's what you wrote:
And here's what we would recommend instead.
... Are you seeing the difference?
It seems you failed to recognise that your article was actually, um, you know, perpetuating rape culture.
So the next time you decide to write an article about how to trick women into sleeping with you, we hope you make better choices.
Oh, and in case you didn't get it the first time: 'No' means 'no'. Always.
In case it's still not getting through, we recommend you watch this...