Fasten your seatbelts, this is going to be a bumpy ride.
Breaking up is hard to do but when it’s with a narcissist?
You have to have a plan in place or else things could go really, really badly. See, narcissists like to be in control, they expect admiration from you while giving next to none in return, they lack empathy and are all about getting their way and feeling superior. By breaking up with one, you’re taking away all of the things they get off on.
When dumping a narcissist, strategy is key. Here are 11 things you need to protect yourself and get out with minimal damage.
1. Try to distance yourself first
Before the actual breakup, there are strategies you can put in place to soften the blow. Narcissists like trophies and shiny things and if you start to look, feel or behave a little less shiny? It’s called the Gray Rock method and it involves making yourself just about as interesting as a gray rock. Talk about boring shit like laundry or weather, don’t take the bait when they try to provoke you, even start to dress more plainly than usual. This may sound stupid but narcissists love drama and attention and if you give them neither, you’ll become less interesting, making the breakup part slightly easier.
2. Reconnect with the people outside of your relationship
If you’ve been dating a narcissist, there’s a large chance you’ve been isolated from relationships outside of your coupledom. This could be because your friends haven’t liked your partner and you’ve distanced yourself from them to avoid the criticism, or because your partner has sublty tried to put a wedge between you and your support network. Now is the time to start mending those relationships. You’re going to need good, strong supportive friends to help you through this breakup.
3. Honesty might not be the best policy
Don’t forget that narcissists are master manipulators so it might be best not to be 100 per cent honest about your reasons for breaking up with them. You know you’re leaving because this person has damaged you by their controlling, egocentric and possibly aggressive behavior, but accusing them of this could backfire badly. Talking about their faults will fire them up and lead to another one of those fights where they deflect, point out your faults and before you know it you’re apologising for being such a terrible girlfriend with no idea how you got here. Framing the breakup as what’s jointly best for both of you without laying blame will make it much more difficult for them to talk you in circles.
4. Just go. No long goodbyes
You need to make this breakup as clear and concise as possible and then go. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. No lingering hugs, no arguments, no opportunity for a crafty narcissist to talk you back into the relationship. You need to make this as clean a break as possible. Make sure that anything you need to pack is done in advance so that they can’t make you feel guilty while you’re sorting through your things.
5. Go cold turkey
You can’t have contact with these sorts of people post dumping. And by no contact, I mean no contact. Narcissists will say or do anything to get you back so you need to put distance between you. If you live together and need to sort out your separation, get a friend to act as an intermediary. Your friend will be impervious to all guilt trips and emotional manipulation. Oh and if after it all you remember you left something at your ex’s house? Unless it has immense sentimental value, leave it behind. In summary, contact of any kind with a narcissist post breakup = bad.
6. Do not forget why you need to leave the relationship
After the initial, fleeting feeling of relief, you’re going to get sad and start mourning the death of your relationship. It’s now you need to remind yourself of all the reasons why you ended it in the first place. Narcissists pick on your faults and use them against you to keep you uncertain and in your place. They whittle away at your self-esteem. They withdraw affection to make you work harder for their love. Think of every time he made you feel bad, sad, mad or guilty. This is where your friends that you’ve reconnected with come in. Have them remind you of all the times you called them in tears or texted them in a ball of anxiety about something your now-ex said or did. You’re going to be tempted to only remember the good times. Be strong. Remember why you felt you needed to leave in the first place.