A couple of days before the first bounce of the AFL Women’s season, Fremantle captain Kara Donnelan taught me the footy skills I’d need to bluff my way through the next eight weeks.
I learned to handball. To kick. And to pick up groundballs — which is harder than it looks, okay?
You can learn those RIGHT HERE
After mastering the basics to a point where I no longer humiliate myself in kick-to-kick, it seemed fitting to take my tutelage to the next level.
Thankfully I was offered the mentorship of another AFLW star on the rise, Collingwood captain Steph Chiocci.
It was a hot day and conditions were windy but nonetheless, the high school PE teacher persevered with the incredible patience of, well, a high school PE teacher.
I learned how to take a mark, kick a bloody goal and bounce a ball (sort of)…
Step 1: Track the ball with your eyes so it doesn’t fly over your head.
Step 2: Make sure you catch it at its highest point.
Step 3: Keep your hands in a W shape. As in, fingers pointing to the sky, thumbs together and hands spread across the ball.