After finding out how much money millennials have sitting in their bank accounts last week, I knew I had begun something equal parts addictive, brilliant and destructive.
‘What about the other stuff we keep secret from each other?’ I mused on the tram ride home from work, wondering if my university degree was worth it.
There’s just so much more we keep private than just money. Like… for instance… sex.
How much are my fellow millennials having SEX? Are they having lots? Not much? None at all? And how many sexual partners do most people have? More than me? Less? The same?
‘I MUST KNOW RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT,’ I decided, as you clearly did too, because you clicked and are therefore very, very nosy like I am.
(Ahhhh. Look at us, you guys! All the intrusive people, finally gathered in the one place. A place of admittance and acceptance. It truly does feel like home, doesn’t it? I’m so happy we were brought together by a love of knowing things we should not know.)
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Anyway. This, ladies and gentlemen, is how much millennials are gettin’ jiggy with it.
‘I am extremely tired’
Oh my god. A 25-year-old woman, who has slept with about 45 people, says she gets down and dirty a colossal 15 TIMES EVERY SINGLE WEEK. You see, she’s one of those people who are in a “new relationship bubble”.
It goes without saying, she’s bloody stoked with how things are. Meanwhile, I’m slightly worried about her electrolyte levels and am hoping she drinks a lot of Gatorade.
“I think we have super open communication and similar levels of sexual energy,” she told me. “It’s a big part of our relationship and hopefully will continue to be.”
A decade in…
After being with their partner for over a decade, one 31-year-old respondent said they have sex once a week.
This has made them “not particularly satisfied” unfortunately, explaining: “Being in a long-term relationship means you get bored and unexcited, so you find yourself, uh, enjoying yourself alone more often than not.”
They’ve slept with “just under 30” people over the years.