Do you believe in horoscopes?
If you answered yes, then I am about to do you a very, very big favour. Or possibly ruin your life.
You know those star signs you’ve read and relied upon for so long, those small sentences of hope you scan fervently each week, searching for a hint of light in a future shrouded in darkness?
Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but they’re not real. Not even a little bit.
I know, because I used to write them.
Not all of them of course. Although, if you believe that being born under a ‘water’ sign makes you peaceful, calm and susceptible to custard you probably would believe that a single person is behind the almighty magic of Star Signs.