Nick “Honey Badger” Cummins (and his glorious mustache) is only days away from being the 2018 Bachelor.
It’s going to go off like a frog in a sock.
In case you missed it, Honey Badger is a rugby union player with a larrikin sense of humour. He gave himself the nickname Honey Badger after he saw a honey badger fight off a lion in a wildlife documentary.
I named myself the Koala after I learnt they spend 75 per cent of their time lounging and eating eucalyptus leaves (the koala version of chips).
The Honey Badger likes to hang out on boats with his shirt off and one time he farted in a llama’s face.
Anyhoo, we really hope he’s going to bring his particular breed of (politically incorrect) humour to Australia’s best rose-getting competition.