Kids are a breeze right? Said pre-parent me.
What could be hard about such a small, sweet little creature who sleeps the whole time? What could be so hard about looking after someone who eats what they are given and does what they are told?
Parents are just whiners. When I have kids things will be done my way.
Yes, pre-parent me was a
sanctimonious fool little confused. She thought that having a baby was the hard bit and when they grew into an understanding, wise, rational being life would just get simpler. After all, your child loves you and just wants to make you happy right?
Pre-parent me is now the subject of much mirth and laughter. (Feel free to mock her.)
Here is just a taste of what pre-parent me thought would be a breeze when you had kids.