Meet Phyllis Foundis.
She’s many things: TV hosts, TEDx presenter, and author. But, she was also a woman on a mission.
A mission to have 40 orgasms in 40 days, no matter how busy she was or how much she just wanted to watch one more hour of trashy reality TV.
To get started, the 45-year-old realised she really required foreplay (with herself, by the way).
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“But then I wondered, what does foreplay with me even look like?,” Foundis wrote for news.com.au. “Sweet nothings in my own ear? Fantasies? Midway through my “challenge” I learnt that foreplay must be an inside job. It doesn’t live and die on marathon foot rubs by Robert Downey Jnr or picturing scantily clad young bucks with oiled-up abs.”
Although Robert Downey Jnr showing up looked lovely for Foundis, she found she needed to give herself permission to relax and to enjoy it. Only then, would Robert Downey Jr with his massage oil turn up.
Well, hello there.
You might be thinking; this woman is living the dream.
But, the women around Foundis weren't so pleased to discuss her pleasurable mission.
"Shock and support jostled for space with awe and a very fat white elephant in the room. After revealing the source of my new “glow” to a bunch of 40-something female colleagues, smiles froze over and quinoa suddenly seemed more interesting than climax.
"Nip n’ tuck talk? Fine. But clitorii n’ cocks? P-lease. It’s lunchtime."
Foundis consulted with her GP to make sure this Big O mission was something she should be embarking upon.
As her GP said orgasms can become for women, particularly mothers, like lentil soup.
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