So, um, this goes without saying — but by far the best part of this season of The Bachelor happened last night.
You see, it’s all well and good for Richie to date several women at once and try to work out which one is woman-ing the best so he can marry her. But what he really needed was a second baby challenge. This time with a toddler.
Obviously it was decided (by ingenious producers) that a grown adult man would come in and pretend to be a small child named Rory.
That man was Hamish Blake, radio host and dad of potentially the most widely adored two-year-old in all of Australia.
IT’S LIKE ALL THE THINGS I LOVE HAVE BEEN PUT IN THE ONE PLACE AND I DON’T QUITE KNOW WHAT TO DO.
So, we’ve put together the 16 best moments from
Hamish Blake’s Rory’s starring turn on The Bachelor, even though, let’s be honest, there were a million.
1. When Hamish was a baby.
HAHAHAHAHA. Ahhh, he just made such a good baby.
2. When Rory threw his toy out the car door.
Any person who has ever been around a toddler knows how much truth there was in this moment. They have their things, and then before you know it, they just… don’t. Did they drop it? Did someone steal it? Did they… eat it?