ATTENTION UNIVERSE: Hamish Blake has just stepped foot into the Wonderland of Fake Tan, and he finally knows the secret women have held dear for decades.
He’s onto us, you guys. He’s finally onto us.
On Wednesday night’s episode of Hamish and Andy, the funnyman father-of-one revealed that being forced to get a tan as a joke for one of the show’s segments epically backfired, because now he’s in love.
“I’m still thrilled with myself,” Hamish explained on-air to co-host Andy Lee. “It’s like you’ve got this skin-tight smug suit on. I just can’t believe it. It’s like you’ve got an Ironman suit, it’s ridiculous.
“As soon as she sprayed it on me though, you know what I thought? The Logies. It smelt like the Logies. That’s what that smell is! Oh my God, it’s Crown Palladium.”
Being a naturally "pale guy" who burns instead of going bronze (I feel your pain dude), Hamish laughed that the process has been a revelation.
"I don't get a nice golden brown, it's never happened to me. So of course when I step out of that tent last night, I catch a look at myself in the bathroom mirror, and I saw my reflection. I can't believe it! I'm sorry, but I was a caterpillar and now I'm a butterfly."
The 34-year-old was forced into getting the beauty treatment after Andy and "buttons man" Cacklin' Jack dared him to include it as part of his band costume (the trio have begun a very serious and very talented band, named 'Cool Boys and the Frontman').
If you're in, or can be in, Byron on the 2nd Dec, see (one of) Australia's Greatest (rotating frontman) Bands playing all their hit! Tickets at Oztix and have been on sale for an hour, they going QUICK. Snap one up and get to the gym to work your shoulders so you can hold me up during one of my 15 scheduled stage dives! #borntotour #longwaytothetop #halfwaytothetop