In case you were wondering – you CAN get a hairy chest swimsuit and rock a fake dad bod at the pool.
Yep, a swimsuit covered in the hair and nipples of a middle-aged man can be yours for US $45 (around $59 AUD).
The motto of Beloved Shirts, the company who make the Sexy Chest Swimsuit, is: “Make the pool boy say WTF”.
And look, I definitely think they’re living and breathing their motto with this crime against swimsuit humanity.