These hairy chest bathers are clogging up the internet. Presumably with hair.

In case you were wondering – you CAN get a hairy chest swimsuit and rock a fake dad bod at the pool.

Yep, a swimsuit covered in the hair and nipples of a middle-aged man can be yours for US $45 (around $59 AUD).

The motto of Beloved Shirts, the company who make the Sexy Chest Swimsuit, is: “Make the pool boy say WTF”.

And look, I definitely think they’re living and breathing their motto with this crime against swimsuit humanity.

Pool boys around the world are simultaneously screaming “WTF” and feeling strangely aroused, after clamping their eyes on these bad boys.

And it’s not just women who are rocking the Sexy Chest, men too can get a dad bod to wear over their, erm, dad bod.

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While some people have been deeply disturbed by the swimsuit (and will probably need years of intensive budgie smuggler therapy) a lot more people are really into it.


So you might start seeing a whole lot more dad bods at your local pool. What a time to be alive.

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